I'm working at home today and just watched some scumbag drop his trousers and take a piss right on the sidewalk across the street. He did have the decency to try to hide behind his (apparently purposeless) wheelchair while doing so, but still. For this I pay $2400 a fucking month (and that's below market value)?
Update: My wife reminds me that, just this weekend, there were opened condom wrappers on our stoop. It appeared somebody had just blown the condoms up as balloons and popped them, rather than using them for their intended purpose, but that' still not a great thing to see on the front stoop of your $2400-a-month apartment.