Thursday, July 29, 2004

PBR Street Gang, This is Almighty...

Actually, this is not Almighty at all. This is your Capt. Willard, getting ready to take you up the Nung River for a mission, a real choice mission, and when it's over, you'll never want another.

Actually, scratch that. The phrase "take you up the Nung River" sounds just a wee bit, um, familiar.

I am just one new, anonymous blogger among a plethora of new bloggers, anonymous or otherwise, the number of which must surely grow exponentially by the millisecond, making our "voices" more and more indistinct, until we devour the rhetorical world like self-replicating nanobots, leaving behind only a mass of quivering, gray goo.

But it'll be fun. And my blog's title will make you think of PBR, which will perhaps make you drink a can of PBR, and then you'll be hip and drunk, which is like two great things for the price of one.

L'horreur!


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