Thursday, January 20, 2005

Spare the Rod, Spoil the Sponge

The mighty conservative movement marches on.

No, you smirking liberals, it's not ridiculous at all for right-thinking Christians to target for destruction a cartoon sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Not ridiculous at all. As long as our culture is beset with this nautical nonsense, with our impressionable children "dropping on the deck" and "flopping like a fish" -- clearly code words for homosexual activities -- then the terrorists win. Also, the Devil.

Update: James Wolcott has a new name for Mr. Dobson: SpongeDob StickyPants.

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