Conductor: The next stop will be...Hell, I don't even know what it is!
--B train
Guy: You know, when I was doing those breathing exercises, I realized: I don't think I've been able to breathe out of my left nostril since 1995.
--General Store, DUMBO
Customer: I'll have a slice of the eggplant.
Pizza guy: You know that's organic right?
Customer: That's fine. How long have you guys been organic?
Pizza guy: Oh, about 2 weeks now. The white girls are loving it.
--Delancey & Essex pizzeria
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Blogs You Should Read
Caryn at A Picture of Me directed me to this blog, overheardinnewyork.com, which is basically a list of stuff people overhear in New York City. Hours of entertainment here, folks. Some of my favorites, just from the past couple of days:
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