Monday, April 11, 2005

Every Sperm is Sacred

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The Pope Would be So Proud

Pope John Paul II was known for being a boffo big hit with the kids, which is why, I suppose, he let Cardinal Law hang out in the Vatican. Great minds think alike! The Holy See is obviously hoping to keep that teen-friendly pope-errific magic alive by letting Cardinal Law do a big super-holy mass this week. If that's any indication of the Vatican's thinking, the new pope should be just as "hip" to the young people as the last pope.

In fact, I've come up with just the perfect new Pope. And no, it's not Cardinal Law, though that's a good idea, reader! My perfect candidate, though, is even better: He absolutely lurves the kiddies, he's used to being on stage, he likes to dress up in ridiculous outfits, and he's just young enough that he can reign over the Catholic church for decades, just like John Paul II.

Meet your new pope ...

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