Jesus' General has been making fun of the posts there, which I find just abhorrent. These people are looking for love, damn it. Who are we to point and laugh?
For example, it would be wrong to suggest that this entry by "Greg," 35, of Washington, contains a hidden message:
"So, I am looking for a mentally and physically attractive woman that shares my love of family and romance, and who has a positive outlook on life. I don’t have any baggage to speak of, so you will get a relatively clean slate."
It would be wrong to speculate that, by "baggage to speak of," Greg means "sexual experience." We shouldn't imagine that, by "a relatively clean slate," he means "a dong that has never been inside of a woman."
Yes, this is a serious site, doing serious business. For example, this saucy gentleman:
... appears to have been washed ashore on the beach of your heart, and if you're lucky, he'll let you look in his box ... his box of romance!
But not just any woman can look inside "Mark's" love box. "Mark," age 49, is in an undisclosed location, adding to his air of mystery. If you're going to find the treasure map to Mark's romantic cargo, you'll have to meet the following criteria:
"I am a 49 year old truck driver. Divorced, one daughter, 18, looking for a LADY, 45 to 55 years old, no tatoos, no body piercings except ears, but most importantly NOT LIBERAL (lady and not liberal kind of go hand in hand, don't they?)."
Got that, skanks? Only LADIES need apply!
Anyway, it would be wrong to make fun of this.
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