The Love Train

Apparently, the F train is "the hot new scene," "definitely a fun train to ride," and has cars "where the sparks fly."

For singles, the hot new scene has no guest list, drink minimum or membership fee -- and the price of admission is just $2.

It's the F train.

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In the past week, dozens of F train riders have posted their "missed connections" on Craig's List, hoping to make contact with those cute commuters they've silently eyeballed.

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"Speaking to someone on the train - it's never gonna happen," says Igor, 21, who posted his own missed F train connection this week.

Igor is correct. Speaking to someone on the train is never going to happen.

By the way, the F train I ride every day is not exactly the most romantic place in the world, unless scattered garbage, sweltering heat and humidity, constant physical contact with unattractive, unwashed strangers and the ever-present stench of human waste are what you consider "romantic."